Tattoo Demotivational Poster
EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!
HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.
STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.
SCARIFICATION TATTOOS - because "Traditional" Ink tattoos have become too mainstream
WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?
TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.
I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...
IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"
AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."
PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.
HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?
IRONIC TATTOOES - Make Patrolman Adamson smile
THE BEST JOKES ARE SHORT! -
9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -
REALISTIC TATTOOS - Though appealing, be prepared to get ran from or slapped in the neck a lot.
NERD GIRLS -
TATTOOS - Where you can kiss a legitimate career goodbye
TATTOO - With a great tattoo comes great pain
ARMY TATTOOS -
Wreking Balm -
WHAT YOUR TATTOO SAYS ABOUT YOU -
LITTLE KNOWN FACT - Sailor Jerry had a Chihuahua named Rummy.
KEY TO SUCCESS - comes from making good decisions. The key to good decisions is experience. Experience comes from making BAD DECISIONS.
STILL A FAIL - Because there are 2 E's in awesome.
TATTOOS - Let me give you some helpful hints...
A STUPID TATTOO -
REGRET - What has been done, cannot be undone.
JOE ROGAN - "There's something you might not know about me..."
THE TATTOO - Ultimate way to avoid boredom!
TATTOO SLEEVES -
TATTOO FAIL - Just remember in ten years, you'll regret it.
SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.
PI TATTOO - Suitable for hardcore geeks.
TATOO BLUES -
EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION - The source of many horrible ideas. This one is no exception.
SHITTY TATTOO -
SKIN DEEP -
EYELID TATS - Creepy as HELL! Can you imagine waking up to that?!
TIMMY TATTOO - Now he's easy to ID.
PERMANENT PATHETIC - This is what happens when you don't see their artwork first...
ALSO - Forgot the 'E.'
UNICORNS - Helping white trash girls get tattooed since 1979.
TATTOO YOU -
IN THE MEAN TIME - We'll All Think You're A Dumb-Ass
FACIAL TATTOOS - What part of PERMANENT don't you understand
OPINIONS - Pick the right time to express them
TRAMP STAMP -
PHEW! - I thought i saw something dirty, but it's just a butterfly
REGRET - It's written all over your face.
TATTOO REMOVAL - Your $500 tattoo will cost $8000 to remove. I will do it at cost just to see you smile.
ANGST - Aww sweetie...Daddy's sorry he's been so busy... Starting right now, we're going to spend some time together. Just you, Daddy and Daddy's belt sander!
MY FAVORITE TATTOO - I always wanted to get a tat of a rooster. Now I get to tell people that I must go rub lotion on my cock.
EMO BITCHES - Still retarded no matter how well everything matches.
COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.
ARE YOU ABOUT FINISHED? - The Pain of It All
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS - Your Mom stopped by for another tattoo
JUST ASKING FOR IT... - ...in truly permanent ink. "Don't tase me bro, just go right to the nightsticks."
PORK - The Other Multi-Colored Meat
COME ON - Don't Let Me Die In Ignorance! Wanna Read The End Of The Story! (hoping for a sequel)
SYMMETRY - Her left arm is feeling a little neglected right now.
ADMIRATION AND AMBITION - When we grow up we want to be just like Daddy !!!
CHANCES II -
COOLNESS - You're doing it wrong.
NOW ACCEPTING MEDICAID - WE DO ALL THE PAPERWORK
TATTOOING GRANDMA -
This Woman Is Looking For -
MARRIAGE - Looking to do something painful that will last forever? Get a tattoo instead.
THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND! -
IRONY - Steve, After Showing Off His New Tattoo Realized He Was Hungry.... And Had No Cash For A Sammich
TATTOOS - They're on your body forever
BUM TATTOOING - Expressing our feelings is great, but when you aim for perfection, the target may flinch a little.
YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!
TATTOOS - To immortalize something important to you. Something of meaning. Monkey-fingering is indeed profound.
TATTOOS - Some are redundant
NAMES - Perhaps that's his
THAT'S A MAORI -
TATTOOS AND PERSONAL ROASTS... HMMM - With the variety of personalities available on MotiFake And the massive number of bad tattoos... Sorry about the ones I missed.
RUDE AWAKENING - Once he realizes what he's done he'll have to figure out how to change a 7 to an 8 come his next birthday
MORNING LIGHT -
INK BUTTERFLIES -
FULL BACK TATTOO -
FANATIC LOYALTY -
GUINNESS LOYALTY -
EHARMONY - Imagine that, they both love recreational drugs, high fashion, and dudes
A BELIEVER - I just became one
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sins commit you.
STANDARDS - They get pretty low when a relative habitually touches you down below
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