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Tattoo Demotivational Poster


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

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bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

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DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.


TAGS: tattoo fail happy face
Rating: 3.21/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm betting he drew that with a sharpie.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Great idea - a "mo" in a moment! :})


SCARIFICATION TATTOOS - because "Traditional" Ink tattoos have become too mainstream


TAGS: tattoos
Rating: 4.44/5

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skarjj - September 24, 2013, 4:55 pm
how that hell was that done.
falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:39 pm
Oh, gawd. Please tell me this guy was out cold when this was done.


WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.




I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...


TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

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twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!


IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"


TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4.05/5

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thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)


AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.




HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


IRONIC TATTOOES - Make Patrolman Adamson smile


TAGS: cops tattoo
Rating: 3.47/5

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barockeva - March 12, 2009, 8:00 pm
But the police was such a great band...
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
I'd like to buy an "E" Pat.


THE BEST JOKES ARE SHORT! -


TAGS: funny camel toe tattoo
Rating: 4.25/5

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Thedge - September 1, 2014, 2:20 pm
Umm... isn't that a cream-toe? That's nasty.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 1:24 pm
hey pieman, I use the net for about 15 years now and i'm often on these "discovery"-pages. so I extend my school English early on with the really useful words...*eg* Now give me a nice creampie, bitch! ;)
pieman - May 5, 2010, 1:18 pm
You may be German but you sure understand our euphemisms. 5 bearded clams.


9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


INFATUATION -


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

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CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
AGGY FTW!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm
WTF?
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
is nice


REALISTIC TATTOOS - Though appealing, be prepared to get ran from or slapped in the neck a lot.




NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild sexy tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


TATTOOS - Where you can kiss a legitimate career goodbye


TAGS: tattoos
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - June 24, 2012, 4:11 pm
Ya Moby Dick
EmilioDumphque - June 24, 2012, 3:18 am
Queequeg!
MPsniper - June 23, 2012, 9:30 pm
and he has been shot in the face with a fishing tackle box.


TATTOO - With a great tattoo comes great pain


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 4:11 pm
Sorry, URL broken, here is a new one: http://tinyurl.com/caef2t9
zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 4:10 pm
http://www.moviecitizens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/terminator-arm-tattoo.jpg
zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 10:01 pm
I want to get one like this but with a terminator endoskeleton instead.
twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 1:29 pm
Epic tattoo! 5L!


ARMY TATTOOS -


TAGS: army tattoos
Rating: 3.96/5

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IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 7:13 pm
At first glance, i thought it said INEDIBLE; now that is a tatoo worth getting!
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:29 pm
This guy is an f'n retard. No less of a problem than the insurgents.


Wreking Balm -




WHAT YOUR TATTOO SAYS ABOUT YOU -


TAGS: tattoo auschwitz pow
Rating: 5/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:25 pm
Krissie, thank you for sharing that.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:26 pm
Whoopd Dman!!
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:03 am
The wickedest tattoo you could get today! (Especially if it spells "SHELL OIL" upside down!!)
spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:38 pm
The only kind of tat I have any respect for.
Krissie - June 22, 2011, 11:09 pm
My stepgrandfather had one...my grandmother had told me about the concentration camps when i was quite young, where he was...I may not have been MAYBE 8, perhaps 9...but I understood well enough what evil he'd seen and been through...so I NEVER asked.
MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 4:59 pm
the Nazis used numbers. we may soon have barcodes put on our kids at birth. far fetched?... maybe....maybe NOT.
forseti - June 21, 2011, 3:49 pm
touching!


LITTLE KNOWN FACT - Sailor Jerry had a Chihuahua named Rummy.


TAGS: tattooed dog
Rating: 2.77/5

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dragonrider33 - March 8, 2014, 10:09 pm
If that's not photoshop then I hope that dog bit hell out of the tattoo artist and the owner.


AMSOME -


TAGS: amsome tattoo suicide
Rating: 4.6/5

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Thedewd - July 27, 2017, 5:25 am
Some people think alcohol is a problem. Technically, it is a solution.
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:06 pm
this time I was thanking the comments. The poster was all me.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:05 pm

you don't need to thank us all the time....
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:04 pm
Thanks guys!
Neener - October 4, 2010, 4:31 pm
I absolutely love this one! 5L
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 3:06 am
LOL!
Feasibly - October 4, 2010, 12:17 am
Rudy should log into motifake.com...he's a natural. Nice one monkey 5/5
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 12:02 am
Coping skills. 5L


KEY TO SUCCESS - comes from making good decisions. The key to good decisions is experience. Experience comes from making BAD DECISIONS.


TAGS: funny tattoo
Rating: 4.26/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:37 am
I think that they were smoking some of what the Pink Horse is smoking when they had this done..., lol...!!
crankyhead - September 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
Clearly, noone put that on themselves voluntarily. LOL
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:56 pm
Hint at the "lost a bet" more... I bet someone later (too new to have an avatar) will find your point funny!
crankyhead - September 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
I want to know what they were so sure of that they wagered this on it.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
LOL! Ghey!
Cubbybear - September 29, 2010, 10:50 pm
I want to see the face of this person
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:43 pm
I shudder at the idea for the lower-back tat. 5L


STILL A FAIL - Because there are 2 E's in awesome.


TAGS: tattoo spelling awesome fail
Rating: 2.05/5

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tito42 - May 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
yep, that was my first week. i made an account so i could make this motifake, not realizing its been done.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:14 pm
LMAO, GS! Could it be put more elegantly, I submit that it could not!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 4:10 pm
the balance of nature, giveth to one and wackesth an other. Tis truly a Holiday
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
LMAO! I could've rejected based on "already been overdone in 1994", but I couldn't bring myself to reject it.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
you mean titobvious42!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm
Why should I reject tito's attempt to educate us on the finer points of spelling?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm
LMAO! You bet I did! And, I gave it a 3! YEAH!!!!
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:33 pm
Fucking crap tunnel 1Lion. You really didn't "Have" to did you Aggy!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
Heh heh. Had to approve it. Welcome to the internet, tito42... first week online?


TATTOOS - Let me give you some helpful hints...


TAGS: tattoos body art
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:31 am
Why thank you;) That's kind of you to say.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 9:25 am
i like it everytime i see it... done similar before by airman (#60797), but who cares ;)
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:07 am
Thanks for the advice. My posters will defiantely need work but I think I can do it.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:45 pm
Keep working on them, Red... it takes time. Nobody comes out of the gates kickin' butt. Ok, well, some have. Just shoulder the criticism, use your head, and make posters you're proud of. It all falls into place with time and effort.
MissRed - May 18, 2010, 11:41 pm
I will agree but bein my first that was approved I'm happy with it.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 2:27 pm
Love the pic but the verbiage lacked terribly.


A STUPID TATTOO -


TAGS: tattoo gun stupid douche
Rating: 4.05/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:36 pm
Go on! Skin that smokewagon! Oh, wait, it's just a what??
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:13 pm
If you're talking about cheap flash art, then yes. But a custom tattoo will run a couple/three hundred, plus tip--higher if it requires more visits for coloring or blackwork. Some tattoos can end up costing about as much as a high-end SIG Sauer.
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:56 pm
Actually, probably not. A half-decent pistol will run you at least $350 if not 3 times that.


REGRET - What has been done, cannot be undone.




JOE ROGAN - "There's something you might not know about me..."




TATTOOS -




THE TATTOO - Ultimate way to avoid boredom!




TATTOO SLEEVES -


TAGS: gay tattoo bath
Rating: 3.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:05 pm
They have the exact same face frames, hair color, and eye color; you do the math. In case you're not Columbo I'll tell you, they're brothers and they're goofing around for no reason at all!
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 1:45 pm
I don't think this couple is making any attempt to appear straight in the first place. Call them gay and they'll clap for you. "Yay! you figured it out! Now guess if the water is wet or not!"


TATTOO FAIL - Just remember in ten years, you'll regret it.




SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.




PI TATTOO - Suitable for hardcore geeks.


TAGS: tattoo fail
Rating: 4.27/5

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TATOO BLUES -


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4.78/5

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EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION - The source of many horrible ideas. This one is no exception.


TAGS: epic fail drunk tattoo alcohol
Rating: 3.2/5

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thatonechick - July 30, 2010, 9:54 am
57154


DARWINISM -




SHITTY TATTOO -


TAGS: fail tattoo white trash epic fail
Rating: 2.29/5

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^^" - June 15, 2009, 4:48 am
He has very long nipples


SKIN DEEP -


TAGS: pig tattoo ink skin deep
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:53 am
thanks ED
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 7:10 am
Download GIMP, it's stable enough for basic work.
forseti - December 17, 2010, 6:41 am
nice one!
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:21 am
God i friggin hate Paint!!!


EYELID TATS - Creepy as HELL! Can you imagine waking up to that?!


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4.1/5

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Derek - January 31, 2010, 12:33 am
One could be asleep in front of the computer, and the boss mightn't notice :})
rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:33 pm

that is eerie as hell.


TIMMY TATTOO - Now he's easy to ID.




PERMANENT PATHETIC - This is what happens when you don't see their artwork first...


TAGS: tattoo bad drawing
Rating: 2.27/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:33 am
PERMANENT PATHETIC The Motifaker who returns to insult people because his Motifakes aren't funny!
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:04 pm

I love upsetting Catholics, that is why I keep getting married to them.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:16 am
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
You have that right, and I have the right to vote with my metaphorical feet.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:14 am
I think my 7 year old would do much better...
spacedog - March 3, 2010, 6:21 pm
HA! That is sofa king bad! Who the hell let's an eight year old give you a tattoo?
Derek - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
They probably had and are very proud


ALSO - Forgot the 'E.'


TAGS: tattoo tattoos idiot moron
Rating: 1.8/5

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Robert H - December 17, 2008, 7:50 pm
Thats actually a W in old english. It gets commonly mistaken for a M.
Sean - July 10, 2008, 2:24 pm
Hey M.W.L.F. do you guys happen to have any hitmen on retainer. I suspect that Brian will happily chip in on this one.


TATTOOS -


TAGS: tattoo assignment what happens on xrated fantasy island
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:26 pm
Love it!


UNICORNS - Helping white trash girls get tattooed since 1979.




TATTOO YOU -


TAGS: tattoo biker babe
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 10:38 pm
Tats or no tats. I fear my wife. LoL
BoneCD - September 4, 2012, 6:06 pm
Funny, I know a lot of Ladies that have tats, but my wife doesn't. And of all those Ladies, I fear my wife the most. 5L


DECISIONS -




IN THE MEAN TIME - We'll All Think You're A Dumb-Ass


TAGS: stupid tattoo
Rating: 3.62/5

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concretedawg - January 13, 2011, 11:40 am
Tramp stamp for idiots.
booger13 - March 24, 2010, 10:37 pm
1 lion because im confused at if its a chick O__o


FACIAL TATTOOS - What part of PERMANENT don't you understand


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 2.88/5

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Derek - August 19, 2009, 10:06 pm
This is the "I am a moron" badge.


OPINIONS - Pick the right time to express them




TRAMP STAMP -


TAGS: tattoo barbie ken
Rating: 2.23/5

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Derek - November 25, 2009, 6:42 pm
She's got keloids too


PHEW! - I thought i saw something dirty, but it's just a butterfly


TAGS: tramp stamp tattoo
Rating: 2/5

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XxMadixX - May 26, 2009, 2:50 am
I'd totally get that tattoo XD (I'm a girl, not a gay guy XD)
Mark - April 5, 2009, 12:31 pm
Oh, I see it now. It's not really a butterfly. But this really is a tunnel and as we all know, tunnel = 1.
Silvermist - April 5, 2009, 12:26 pm
What a god awful tattoo!


REGRET - It's written all over your face.


TAGS: regret idiot tattoo face
Rating: 2/5

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rerun - January 3, 2010, 11:04 am

he still has some canvas around his neck....rope tat maybe?


COLLECTABLE -


TAGS: tattoo unique woman
Rating: 4.55/5

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Faceplant31 - February 23, 2011, 5:27 pm
Good looking gal right here.


TATTOO REMOVAL - Your $500 tattoo will cost $8000 to remove. I will do it at cost just to see you smile.


TAGS: tattooremoval pain
Rating: 4.33/5

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5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 5:43 pm
@Pzy... I had them removed long before I met her. Dragon on one hand and panther on the other between the thumb and index knuckle. Leave it to a drunken accident in Hong Kong.
Kohnel - January 22, 2011, 9:52 am
I had my ex' name tattooed ocross my collarbone & just had another tat done over it when we broke up. much cheaper & less painful
pzykosiz - January 22, 2011, 7:43 am
how does your Mrs feel about that ML?
5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 3:29 am
close, keep guessing.... (maybe it was the one with your moms phone #)
ICEMAN - January 22, 2011, 2:37 am
He kept the unicorn though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2011, 2:35 am
Rainbows and bears If I guess right ......5150?
5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 2:20 am
I had 2 removed via laser. Friggin hurts, period.
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:47 pm
The very thought makes me thankful that I do not have a tattoo........
rerun - January 21, 2011, 8:37 pm

sick? Not "grate"?
tellitlikeitis - January 21, 2011, 8:30 pm
Sick. But this is good.


ANGST - Aww sweetie...Daddy's sorry he's been so busy... Starting right now, we're going to spend some time together. Just you, Daddy and Daddy's belt sander!


TAGS: angst tattoo
Rating: 4.22/5

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Rudedog - May 28, 2013, 8:30 pm
Now I have to get a belt sander, thanks for the heads up NotGil
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 3:02 pm
Thanks marlygirl!
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 3:01 pm
I don't know R.L.- The one I submitted after this one, not so much! LOL Thanks though.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 2:59 pm
el-o-el! 5L
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 2:56 pm

lolz...GIL...you are on a roll i think.


MY FAVORITE TATTOO - I always wanted to get a tat of a rooster. Now I get to tell people that I must go rub lotion on my cock.


TAGS: chicken tattoo
Rating: 3.38/5

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HAL8999 - June 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
Only problem with that is people pointing and shouting ... "Hey! Look at that cock-head over there!!'
pieman - May 11, 2010, 11:21 pm
It rubs the lotion on its skin.


EMO BITCHES - Still retarded no matter how well everything matches.


TAGS: emo bitches retarded tattoos red head
Rating: 2.62/5

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ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
u just failed a gay test
ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:14 pm
u just failed a gay test
Rasvim - May 11, 2009, 9:48 pm
I see nothing "emo" here, only a hot redheaded chick with nice ink and a nice body. Did he get shot down, maybe?
Eryis - March 23, 2009, 11:35 pm
She looks pretty happy to me....
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 2:07 pm
I would fuck the shit out of her.


COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.


TAGS: walmart tattoo lame funny copyright
Rating: 2.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:54 pm
He probably asked for a babe on a Harley, and then perhaps he somehow pissed off the tattoo artist, LOL. Think about it: A Wal*Mart b*tch tat on a guy? That’s the burn that keeps on burning XD
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nice! Lol
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Because he asked really, really nice. Lol
Feasibly - September 26, 2011, 4:38 pm
You're a lifesaver, Thornne. I always thought Walmart was spelled with a "k" on the end...
Sean - September 26, 2011, 4:14 pm
But why Thornne, WHY????
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 12:04 pm
My name is Thornne and I did this tattoo in Columbia/Lexington SC. I am now at Freedom Tattoo in Floence SC 843.662.4009
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 2:15 am
Scary food for thought: Employess get a 15% discount on you..what ever the rest of you do, don't picture..don't do it!


ONLY -




Tattoos -




ARE YOU ABOUT FINISHED? - The Pain of It All


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4.67/5

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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS - Your Mom stopped by for another tattoo


TAGS: mom stopped by for tattoo
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - June 9, 2011, 7:26 pm
Gawd love her, when her 60's rolled around she quit worrying what anyone else thought.


JUST ASKING FOR IT... - ...in truly permanent ink. "Don't tase me bro, just go right to the nightsticks."


TAGS: tattoo stupid fail police arrested
Rating: 1.92/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:36 am
Oh, damn, how did I allow this personal reference through? Oh, but I shouldn't make fun of the mentally challenged. It's not like it's hard to have an average rating higher than 2.2.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:50 am
The only reason one would have to come back is to point out ignorant idiocy, such as this. Way to prove your immaturity, rerun.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:03 pm

I notice, that you said you are leaving, can we ban you to make sure you don't come back?
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:18 am
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:17 am
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:17 am
You have that right, and I have the right to vote with my metaphorical feet.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:16 am
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.


PORK - The Other Multi-Colored Meat


TAGS: pork meat tattoo
Rating: 1.55/5

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poppy - May 13, 2008, 1:56 pm
Creating better tat artists one hog at a time


COME ON - Don't Let Me Die In Ignorance! Wanna Read The End Of The Story! (hoping for a sequel)




SYMMETRY - Her left arm is feeling a little neglected right now.


TAGS: symmetry tattoo girl
Rating: 4.07/5

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Thunderstrike - July 1, 2012, 9:32 pm
She has arms?


ADMIRATION AND AMBITION - When we grow up we want to be just like Daddy !!!


TAGS: tattooed babies just like daddy
Rating: 3.69/5

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stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 7:40 pm
yeah, it gets toward black humor when you realize all the tattoos are brands "just like daddy, wow" - some say : what planet will will leave to our children - others say : "what children will we leave to our planet" ; )
rerun - May 17, 2011, 7:35 pm

The kid on the left (when looking at the pic) is sporting a Southwest Airlines logo, love it.


CHANCES II -




COOLNESS - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: cool ice tattoo
Rating: 1.92/5

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a'den - May 6, 2009, 8:24 pm
the better pic is when he turns around and shows the world how "AMSOME" he is!


God -


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - June 23, 2013, 5:19 am
Poor thing. Imagine growing a brain in a couple of years and sitting with that stupidy for the rest of your life...


NOW ACCEPTING MEDICAID - WE DO ALL THE PAPERWORK


TAGS: garyo tattoo
Rating: 4.77/5

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ughomer - November 14, 2012, 8:45 am
Skin Tag comment - Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Rerun, yo' so funny!!
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 12:58 pm
Yeah I had a few of those but my daddy took care of them, literally scared them off! My daddy loves his little Missy teehee.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 12:56 pm
Made me remember a recent video I saw. True Redneck. It shows him having the tattoo of his ex wife's name removed from his arm...at the local autobody shop with the air sander! Frickin' hilarious, a little gross for some, but still frickin' funny.
rerun - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am

as skin tag is defined as my daughters boyfriend.
GaryO - November 11, 2012, 9:44 am
Hey, it works…and that’s not all. Remove two tats and five of those pesky little skin tag thingies are free.


TATTOOING GRANDMA -




This Woman Is Looking For -


TAGS: odd tattoo piercing hairdo lenses
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 2:01 am
This is obviously as trick question. She looking for a role in the next Star Wars movie. Piercing Skywalker, Luke's rebellious daughter.
Silverheart - May 18, 2013, 1:13 pm

That's a woman? 5 uncomfortable lions
EmilioDumphque - May 18, 2013, 10:10 am
Oh yes, dear, the lipstick helps a lot.


MARRIAGE - Looking to do something painful that will last forever? Get a tattoo instead.




THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND! -




IRONY - Steve, After Showing Off His New Tattoo Realized He Was Hungry.... And Had No Cash For A Sammich




TATTURD -




TATTOOS - They're on your body forever




BUM TATTOOING - Expressing our feelings is great, but when you aim for perfection, the target may flinch a little.




YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!


TAGS: your alive fail tattoo thewiceman
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:35 am
Yeah, spelling errors on tattoos. Never good. Just stick with naked chicks!
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 5:08 pm
Man, I feel bad for them
mmmBingSoo - December 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
*You're


TATTOOS - To immortalize something important to you. Something of meaning. Monkey-fingering is indeed profound.




TATTOOS - Some are redundant




NAMES - Perhaps that's his


TAGS: tattoo dumbass
Rating: 1.72/5

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Frea Kari Dunk - September 21, 2008, 4:56 pm
haha, I don't know whats funnier: How horrid this would be as a tattoo or as a name?


THAT'S A MAORI -




TATTOOS AND PERSONAL ROASTS... HMMM - With the variety of personalities available on MotiFake And the massive number of bad tattoos... Sorry about the ones I missed.


TAGS: tattoos for honor
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
If so, I sincerely hope that mine's on a female.
Cubbybear - June 9, 2010, 8:54 pm
Are we being stalked?
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:09 pm
Well, well.... look who's been studying up.
Chef - June 9, 2010, 7:58 pm
Bart,Culos,RSJake,Spacedog,cubby,Haar,BoneCD,Sickartist,Iceman,Capnkangaroo,Phydeaux,Canada,Rerun,Airman,pieman,Logicdude,Moo+,TOC,Greyscorpion,Aggy
rerun - June 9, 2010, 7:41 pm

name them


RUDE AWAKENING - Once he realizes what he's done he'll have to figure out how to change a 7 to an 8 come his next birthday


TAGS: culos tattoo
Rating: 4.69/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 4:17 pm
Maybe it's his IQ.


MORNING LIGHT -




INK BUTTERFLIES -


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4.56/5

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FULL BACK TATTOO -




FANATIC LOYALTY -


TAGS: apple macintosh tattoo think different
Rating: 4.09/5

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Iconoclast - May 25, 2010, 12:13 am
Or .... Insert Flash Drive in slots below.
Derek - May 24, 2010, 7:54 pm
Push here to turn me on


HUSTLIN'TAT -




GUINNESS LOYALTY -


TAGS: guinness beer tattoo
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 9:06 am
Amen.
culos - November 29, 2010, 6:57 am
Guinness, not a brand, a religion!
Alfredogarcia - November 29, 2010, 6:19 am
Don't be silly, change brands how is that possible?


EHARMONY - Imagine that, they both love recreational drugs, high fashion, and dudes


TAGS: tattoo christmas dudes
Rating: 3.58/5

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scottnkellynlillian - January 24, 2010, 12:11 am
the guy in the sweater looks like perez hilton ( i think thats his name)
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:40 pm
The guy in the Christmas bear sweater is sooooo happy.


INK -




A BELIEVER - I just became one




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sins commit you.


TAGS: soviet russia sins sin commit tattoo prison devil nazi
Rating: 1.79/5

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aesop's folly - November 22, 2009, 2:11 pm
it would be easier


STANDARDS - They get pretty low when a relative habitually touches you down below


TAGS: standards tattoo lesbians freak freaks kissing marijuana pancakes
Rating: 1.77/5

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CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:41 pm
from the little bit i can se of the blue chick i would to
Shelby - January 4, 2009, 9:41 pm
you also have to take into consideration the fact that she's holding a joint. When the shits that good you'll fuck anyone
Porcelina - October 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I'd fuck the blue haired bitch..


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